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DISCLAIMER: This song parody is based on the song "Take a Walk on the
Wild Side" by Lou Reed and on the television program "Xena: Warrior
Princess." Copyright to the name Xena and other characters and events
from that series are held by MCA/Universal and Renaissance Pictures.
No copyright infringement is intended by this fannish piece. The
piece itself is copyrighted to James Fadden


<cue the sax player...>

Walk On the Xena Side
(Lou Reedicas)

Lucy came from Auckland, NZ
Hitchhiked her way to Amphipolis, NG
Got a chakarm on the way
Put on some boots
And a bustier
She says hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side,
She say hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side

Renee came from out in Potideia
On the TV she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even holding Orpheus' head
She says hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side
She says hey honey, take a walk on the Xena side
And the sirens sing
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot

Callisto never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A pillage here and a slaughter there
New Greeceland's the place where
They said hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side
They said hey Callie, take a walk on the Xena side

Amazon warriors came and hit the streets
Lookin' for ambrosia and a place to eat
Didn't worship Apollo
You should have seen them go go go
They said hey sugar, take a walk on the Xena side
They said hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side

Velasca's just speedin' away
Thought she was Artemis for a day
Then i guess she had to crash
Hembane would've helped that bash
She said hey babe, take a walk on the Xena side
She said hey honey, take a walk on the Xena side
And the sirens sing
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doot
Doot, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot doo doots just speedin' away

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with my sincerest apologies to the great Lou Reed,

James Fadden