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Sturm und Drang

By Unco

sung to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

 

(Chorus)
Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang
Trauma sure abounds
Just so Xen and Gabrielle
Can spar a couple rounds
Oh
Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang
Angst and grief for days
Painful plot twists whooshed me from
My warrior princess haze

 

One season ago
My gals were doing fine
I loved to watch the show
I hung on every line
 
On this year, I'm not keen
The writers must have "block"
They've tortured Gabrielle and Xen
And turned my show to schlock

 

Oh
Sturm und drang, Sturm und drang
Angst and grief for days
Painful plot twists whooshed me from
My warrior princess haze
OH
Sturm und drang, Sturm und drang
Angst and grief for days
Writers, let my favorite gals
Go back to their old ways
  
It seems the Xenaverse
Is stuck in Germany
'Cause recent plots traverse
The 18th century
 
That dark artistic blur
I do not mean to gripe
But how much more must I endure
Of this teutonic tripe
  
Oh
Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang
Trauma sure abounds
All so Gabs and Xena there
Can spar a couple rounds
Oh
Sturm und Drang, Sturm und Drang
Angst and grief for days
Writers, let my favorite gals
Go back to their old ways
 

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