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Songs from Gabby McBeal
by Lela Kaunitz
INT. THE PIANO BAR. NIGHT
VONDA SHEPARD'S voice floats through the bar, accompanied by the sounds of her piano.
I shouldn't let Xena
Sleep in my bedroll
She just starts me thinkin'
Thoughts I can't control
The Three Naked Gabrielles are getting down and funky with the Dancing Twins.
Eyes as blue as sapphires
Her leather's on my mind
I'm lookin' for lovin'
Of a non-sisterly kind
ALLY MCBEAL is rocking out to the song, arms and legs flying, and AUTOLYCUS is having trouble keeping up. He looks out of his depth, and steps back, to reveal to the camera:
BILLY and GEORGIA, dancing close.
When she holds me in her arms so tight
Pulls out arrows, puts Persians to flight
Beyond them, XENA and GABRIELLE, dancing even closer.
I-I-I-I-I'm hooked on a warlord...
As the camera tracks a slow circle around the pair, we fade to black.
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