Sounds from Ten Little Warlords

1. Ares- Hello, Xena! Oh, whatsa matter? Don't you recognize an old friend? 372 kb
2. Ares- Pain! So that's what it feels like. Not so bad really. Gabrielle: Oh ya like it, huh? Well there's plenty more where that came from...ah.. kb
3. Ares- Dammit I like it! 68 kb
4. Ares- Ares' laugh 90 kb
5. Ares- You just think about that, Xena. 146 kb
6. Ares- I never lied to you Xena. Oh, deceived manipulated, yeah, but, a god need never lie. 334 kb
7. Ares- Been hanged, swung over a fire, and nearly shish-ka-bobbed on razor sharp spikes, how do you mortals get from day to day, ya know? 389 kb
8. Gabrielle- Can you dye your hair...it was only a suggestion. 216 kb
9. Gabrielle- Relax, just go with it. 83 kb
10. Gabrielle- Let's go in there and find out why Ares sent for them. You could put the pinch on one of those bastards and... Xena: Hey, calm down. 105 kb
11. Gabrielle- Yuck! Where were they raised? In a barn? 108 kb
12. Gabrielle- I've got this overwhelming desire to just knock you upside your irritating blonde.... 219 kb
13. Gabrielle- Shut up and go over there...way over there. 119 kb
14. Gabrielle- That was the wind right? Joxer: Yeah, sounds like it's hungry. 179 kb
15. Gabrielle- Really rubbing me the wrong way. 122 kb
16. Gabrielle- Joxer, it pains me to tell you that all day long I have fantasized about ripping your heart out. 294 kb
17. Gabrielle- Ha, ha, ha, ha, you've snapped haven't you? 188 kb
18. Gabrielle- Joxer: A warrior's sword..... I can't take it anymore, warrior this, warrior that.... 269 kb
19. Gabrielle- Forget the monster, it's a big noise making thing-a-ma-jig like him. 188 kb
20. Gabrielle- He's back... 70 kb
21. Gabrielle- Now if I could just survive the boat ride with Joxer I'll be fine. Real Xena: Trust me you'll be fine. Xena? 376 kb
22. Joxer- Gabrielle: Joxer? Quick response. Good. Next time I test your defenses I'll make even less noise on purpose. 316 kb
23. Joxer- Do ya get the hang of this yet? Gabrielle: About half the time? 99 kb
24. Joxer- Gabrielle: Is that it? Yeah, who are you supposed to be? A fierce warrior trapped in the body of Gabrielle? 230 kb
25. Joxer- I killed it! Meet Joxer! The new god of war! You may bow. 344 kb
26. Xena- Gabrielle: Yeah, let's go in there and start kicking some a... Gabrielle, what? Did ya sleep on a rock again? Go get something to eat and try to relax. 400 kb
27. Xena- Up you go. 65 kb
28. Xena- My body doesn't make me who I am, my deeds do. And I don't plan on letting the god of war back in business. 338 kb
29. Xena- Gabrielle, get a grip. 63 kb
30. Xena- The rumors of my demise were greatly exagerated. 200 kb
31. Xena- If anyone's going to waste the warrior princess it'll be me, understand? 219 kb
32. Xena- Virgilius: Don't expect him to say anything. The last time he met Xena her chakram severed his voicebox. He had a dirty mouth. 406 kb
33. Xena- When I get my body back I gotta remember to take a long bath. 132 kb
34. Warlord- So that's where I put that thing. 122 kb

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